I recently discovered that SeaWorld sells stainless steel, small scale replicate rollercoasters called “nano coasters”. Yes please. Tiny home versions of my favorite roller coasters? I’m all in. Luckily SeaWorld sells theirs online so I can grab a few favorites (all of them). There are also some for Six Flags Magic Mountain, which I would buy all of, but they only sell them in the parks. Boo. Also: hiss.

For now, please enjoy the first of the 5 I bought: Mako. Mako is a B&M hyper coaster located at SeaWorld Orlando. I know I’m getting up there in “coaster years” but this was the first ride in forever that had me wondering what would happen if I got ejected from the train on one of the airtime hills.

Good times.